January 2010
37 posts
How to get through airport security quickly
1. Pack well.
2. Be white.
December 2009
46 posts
The Clash - Rudie Can’t Fail
Every once in...
Two things:
1. I get back on New Year’s Day.
2. I’ve been on a KITH marathon. Who wants to get Girl Drink Drunk with me?
“Who is this idiot? Is all this negativity really necessary? I can’t believe the...”
– A comment from when I wrote the humor column for Central Michigan’s student paper. It exposes me for my dysfunctional family, my journalistic ambitions, and my hatred of trees.
Christmas time. I didn’t get much stuff and I’m very happy about that. My two carry-ons are pretty full as it is.
The exciting news is that my SISTER GOT ENGAGED. So, tough luck to all you fellas out there who want to date a female version of me.
have a weird xmas, everybody.
Of the four members of my immediate family that have guitars, I am the only one who can play one. It’s bizarre.
Edit: My dad can play “La Bamba.” He doesn’t have callouses, so he’ll stop every few seconds and yell “God damn it!”
One year ago today (Dec. 23rd) was one of the weirder days of my life.
Note: it’s not a very good story. You get a “Read More” option.
I agreed to come in to the production office on High School to help wrap out walkie talkies and ship off boxes of wardrobe. Riding an electric cart around an empty high school. Putting my philosophy degree to good use.
That morning I decided...
A Brickmas Miracle!
My whole immediate family is together here in Canton. During dinner we invented a holiday called Brickmas. It’s where you decorate a brick and throw it through somebody’s window.
Don’t go to the Brickmas parade, though. The floats are great, but you need a helmet. Bring a helmet and a wheelbarrow if you can’t afford bricks for the festivities later. Or if you want to build...
At the Long Beach airport (LGB). It’s small. It’s like a Mom and Pop airport. Adorable.
Going to Detroit. Getting in at 130am. It’s silly, but less silly than paying $100 more to get there six hours earlier. I’m not in a hurry.
Looking forward to buying presents for my family, most of whom don’t really want anything (including myself).
Again, I think we should...
The Aquabats - Pizza Day
It’s really hard...
I’m in Frazier Park, CA. It’s an hour north of LA. It’s very different than LA. It’s like a giant, scenic truck stop. Reminds me of the places in mid-Michigan between Alma and Lansing. A lot of nothing.
My call time was 330am today. In conclusion, I’m going to bed. I’ll see you at the party tomorrow night.
Oh, and I’m leaving for Michigan on Saturday...
Watchmovienight:
Salvia Santa
by Spencer with the help of Dave, Paul, and Tom.
The important thing is I tried. Not much, but still…
Merry Christmas!
This was fun.
WatchMy Xmas Movie Night movie.
Tonight I’m driving up to Frazier Park. I’ll be working on a commercial there until Friday. I’ll be put up in a hotel room. I hope the crew is cool.
If you need to contact me, you can. Go ahead. It’d be awesome.
Email me sexy emails at isakson.paul at gmail.
See you at the party on Friday!
The Secret to life:
delbertshoopman:
DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT, FUCK EVERYONE WHO DOESN’T ACCEPT IT.
Does this defense hold up in court? Because I just followed your advice and raped a lot of people.
“Treat every night like it’s prom night.”
–
Delbert Shoopman (my new life motto) (via delbertshoopman)
I got SUPER DUMPED on prom night, so that woudn’t be a good every-night experience for me.
Big Star - What’s Going Ahn (Demo)
I just...
there's no topic here.
I don’t think I’ve ever plugged in a USB right-side up the first time.
“Why is this not going in? I NEED TO PLUG THIS IN TO BACKUP MY POKEMON PICTURES!”
I usually use my hardware-troubleshooting mantra to solve this: “If it doesn’t fit, force it!*”
I stole that mantra from BUSH’S FOREIGN POLICY! Oh shit! Topical!
* Though I doubt anybody heard...
Watchsunburn:
Captain 101 by me and Spencer.
I don’t know if we ever cracked the code on this thing, but it’s fun. Made for the ‘09 Channy Awards.
There’s nothing quite like coming home at 2am to hear Tom trying to find the right take of “I’m cumming a whole lot of cum! It’s the perfect storm of cum!”
Well, there’s something like that. My childhood.
WatchThis is a riddle. Made at 5:00am.
David Bowie - Moonage Daydream (Demo)
This song...
Watchcomedycentral:
Hey look, it’s the trailer for Kids in the Hall’s new 8-part miniseries Death Comes to Town.
Looks funny!
On being smooth
You know those days where you don’t do anything, barely leave the apartment, then bike over to a coffee shop, then fall asleep in that crowded coffee shop? Then you wake up and try to play it cool? Like, by asking coyly, “Hey, I didn’t just fall asleep in a coffee shop, did I?” And that person kind of smiles but doesn’t keep eye contact?
Well, I certainly don’t...
allthingsabed:
Movie Idea:
Vegan Vendetta
This has not been stated yet in our culture. How so many vegans and I’m not talking about the ones who are my friends, are really aggressive to the point where they fight with meat eaters. But what if there was an action movie where a Rambo character is so passionate about being Vegan that he shoots and kills people to get his message through. He...
Ramones - Ramona
Fact: I only listen to punk rock...
Fact: the key to my heart is laughing at my jokes.
Velvet Underground - Sweet Jane (Live)
The best...