January 2010
37 posts
So Sam Kinison was a breakthrough comedian because he talked about anal sex and yelled?
Q: Are we not men?
You call it “peeing in the sink.” I call it “going green.”
Stepdad →
This is my buddy ultramark’s new music project. It sounds fantastic!
You know those days when it’s 5:30am and you find yourself on youtube typing in “karen carpenter drum solo”?
Paul Isakson - Ride Into the Sun
(Velvet...
“This song is Copyrighted in U.S. under Seal of Copyright #154085, for a period...”
– Woody Guthrie (via wreckandsalvage)
Archers of Loaf - Web in Front
Five years ago I...
How to enjoy the internet:
Never look at the “comments” section.
Basic dance Instructions:
Don’t look like an idiot.
Alternatively, don’t care if you look like an idiot.
I'm taking girlfriend applications.
I’ve decided that I need a girlfriend, and not for romantic reasons. Mostly for tourist reasons.
This is what I’m looking for in a relationship:
We hang out when I’m bored.
We have tourist days (including Downtown Day, Exposition Park Day, Beach Day, Downtown Day 2: The Revenge).
We watch Flight of the Conchords in Spanish, which is really funny.
I refer to her as either...
Going to the Ron Asheton (Stooges guitarist) tribute show at the Roxy tonight. Includes members of the Red Hot Chili Peppers (hopefully not the singer). $20 at the door. If you want to come along, let me know.
abedinthemorning:
Thinking of going to see Magnetic Fields at the Wilshire Ebell theatre in March. I saw them at this incredible venue back in 04’ and it was one of the best concerts I’ve ever seen.
I want to go again but will probably end up going alone. That’s okay though. Really I had so much more fun going alone.
I didn’t know about this. I will go to it. I love the Magnetic...
I had a gay dream last night. To be fair, it was a reluctantly gay dream. I don’t want to bore you with the details, because the details of other people’s dreams are, by nature, boring. Suffice to say that it involved a police officer who kept saying “Come on! Take your shirt off!”
Does this mean that all my girl problems are over?
"Puke Rock"
davidseger:
Paul Isakson wrote this as a Facebook note in November 2006, and I still think about it every once in awhile. I wish the Puke Rock genre would pick up and have it’s own satellite radio station.
I want to start a puke rock band. Friday, November 24th, 2006
We’ll be called puke. Lowercase p. We can be a puke rock band. Called puke. Some song titles: duke of puke puke your lunch...
This is a total waste of your time. I was...
Lenny Bruce + Bruce Lee + Lee Harvey Oswald = Lenny Bruce Lee Harvey Oswald.
Story time
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So yesterday I flew in to the Ontario airport. Ontario, California. It’s confusing (it not being Canada and all) but it’s cheaper.
This is the second time I’ve flown in there. Standard operating procedure goes as follows: I land, then take the bus to the POMONA TRANSCENTER, then take the Silver Streak to Union Station, then Tom picks me up. Four dollars in...
Holler at Cheboygan
Delta Airlines: “We are now boarding first class and loud children. Now we are boarding first class, loud children, and incredibly loud children. Now you, Paul. Well, that’s everyone.”