December 2010
19 posts
Terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.
Yeccccchhhhhh
Don’t worry, guys. I’m still alive.
And while we're on the subject...
Who’s available to give me a ride to the airport tomorrow at 1pm? Not urgent. I could take the bus no problem. But if you drive me I will give you 9 beers. NINE BEERS. Or lunch. Think about it, guys.
Downtown in the rain with a flat tire, waiting for a dude in a truck to come loosen my lugnuts (not innuendo (for now)). I’ve only gotten flat tires at night in the rain with homeless people everywhere. Never on a warm day with hot bikini babes everywhere, waiting to give me money and kisses and new tires. What I’m trying to say is that I’ve got 45 minutes to kill right now.
Watchsunshinemakesmehigh:
nowwhat:
An holiday themed homage to Jackass made especially for movie night. Jim Klimek and I came up with the idea and he produced and directed it. Tom and Paul were our human pylons. Dave Seger ran the second camera and making her movie night debut, Lauren Smitelli on first camera and our lovely interviewer (from behind the camera). Happy Holidays Everyone!
Glad I was...
Captain Beefheart - Veteran’s Day Poppy
...
Our unusually high gas bill
Tom: This gas bill seems high.
Paul: We must be using premium.
Tom: (laughter)
Paul: Instead of the unleaded that we're used to.
Tom: (less laughter, agreeing nod)
Paul: I thought I smelled a higher octane.
Tom: (no laughter)
Paul: (starts strumming guitar)
Tom: Oh, it was the installation fee.
liezlwashere:
Christmas is for Fucking by...
“Good morning. Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join...”
– President Thomas Whitmore July 4th, 1996 (via delbertshoopman)
“All you have to do is find the darkest place and lick it.”
– Tom Kauffman, instructing me and Erni on how to pleasure him.
Goodbye Hockeytown, hello Tinseltown!
Fuck you, dude!