It would suck if I was doing tai chi while drinking chai tea and somebody asked me to quickly describe what I was doing. Because I’d be all stumbly and shit.
Paul Isakson: Heartthrob in Residence
This is my email address:
isakson.paul@gmail.com
Master Cleanse
Today was supposed to be day number two, but I couldn’t get through it. Oh well.
It’s hard!
When you’re doing a cleanse, EVERY DAY IS NUMBER TWO.
Because you’re shitting.
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Tuesday VOCAL JAM.
It’s me singing five tracks of “oh my god”
Oh, and I cheated. I used pitch correction. I’m a shitty singer.
I have a fancy iMac
and I basically just use it to watch MST3K.Checking out a 97 Geo Metro tomorrow. Kind of an ugly car, but really good on gas. Which is appropriate, because I’m also ugly and gassy.
The guy had a thick Indian accent. That’s okay, because India is a country full of engineers who, by my sweeping generalization, take great care of their cars.
Fingers crossed!
Look! I just wrote some ad copy!
Cadillac: The Cadillac of Cars.This Is Smart, You Should Watch It of the Day: A brief introduction to thinking.
Of course, the people who need this the most are those least likely to ever see it.
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Stranger didn’t get the joke. :[
Horse Feathers
One of the funniest movies ever. Watch the whole thing on Hulu.
I wish Duck Soup (the best Marx Brothers movie) and Animal Crackers were on Hulu as well.
I want to make a Marx Brothers movie.
Anyway, waste an hour and ten minutes watching this.
My life story. :[
