Paul Isakson: Heartthrob in Residence

My name is Paul Isakson.

This is my email address:
isakson.paul@gmail.com
It would suck if I was doing tai chi while drinking chai tea and somebody asked me to quickly describe what I was doing. Because I’d be all stumbly and shit.

Master Cleanse

pauliophonic:

Today was supposed to be day number two, but I couldn’t get through it. Oh well.

It’s hard!

When you’re doing a cleanse, EVERY DAY IS NUMBER TWO.

Because you’re shitting.

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Tuesday VOCAL JAM.

It’s me singing five tracks of “oh my god”

Oh, and I cheated. I used pitch correction. I’m a shitty singer.

I have a fancy iMac

and I basically just use it to watch MST3K.

Checking out a 97 Geo Metro tomorrow. Kind of an ugly car, but really good on gas. Which is appropriate, because I’m also ugly and gassy.

The guy had a thick Indian accent. That’s okay, because India is a country full of engineers who, by my sweeping generalization, take great care of their cars.

Fingers crossed!

Look! I just wrote some ad copy!

Cadillac: The Cadillac of Cars.

nicolesuz:

thedailywhat:

This Is Smart, You Should Watch It of the Day: A brief introduction to thinking.

Of course, the people who need this the most are those least likely to ever see it.

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Stranger didn’t get the joke. :[
Stranger didn’t get the joke. :[
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