Paul Isakson: Heartthrob in Residence

August 30

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My self-indulgent cover of “Skulls”

SING ALONG!

The corpses all hang, headless and limp,

Bodies with no surprises.

And the blood drains down like devils’ rain,

We’ll bathe tonight.

Demon I am and face I peel,

to see your skin turn inside out, ‘cuz

Gotta have you on my wall,

Gotta have you on my wall, ‘cuz

I want your skull, I need your skull.

Collect the heads of little girls and put them on my wall,

Hack the heads off little girls and put them on my wall.

I want your skull, I need your skull.

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braidsbraided:

This wine cost $4 at a bar at the beach last night.

I drank at least 3 of them.

No pun intended.

Good, because no pun recognized!

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“ As a Neo-Nazi, this movie offends me. Paul Isakson, after thinking “this is gonna kill” while we walked out of a screening of Inglourious Basterds. Not only was it met with silence in the middle of a moving crowd, but he tried it a 2nd time to two teenage armenian girls at the butter dispenser. It was at this point that I explained that I wouldn’t help if anyone swung at him. (via sunburn)

August 28

When I was working on Demoted last October I met an attractive lady on the street. It was a pretty relaxed day, so I wasted (what I remember being) hours upon hours using my patented seduction technique on her (“Hey, yeah, I’m working on a movie. I’m a PA. That means I’m in charge!”). She was there to look at celebrities.; Whatever. I got that girl’s number. No big deal. Upon subsequent talkings to this girl I relized that she was A) lame and B) crazy. Don’t know which is worse. The “looking at celebrities” thing should have tipped me off.; Here are some selections from her Facebook profile.; If im in a bad mood or sad and i listen to the JONAS BROTHERS I will instantly feel better..im obsessed and that’s an understatement lol
JESSE MCCARTNEY IS SO DELICIOUS!! I want to marry him!
I’ve seen the play RENT 3 times and loved it everytime!
I am going to be famous one day…just you wait!
being creative and artistic
things that are totally out there and wild
cupcakes
laughing so hard til you can’t breath ♥
shopping is good for the soul
I am very passionate about music
I love painting my nails and getting dressed up
sweatpants
Being Tan
I absolutely love meeting celebrities
I am completely starstruck
Michael Vartan is one of the hottest actors EVER!

Favorite Music:: THE JONAS BROTHERS! they are my absolute favorite band EVER! (im completely in love with them lol), JESSE MCCARTNEY (he’s stunning and I want to marry him haha)!
♥ Music is my passion ♥
Favorite TV Shows:: JONAS, Jonas Brothers: Living the dream, Jon and Kate plus 8, Criss Angel: MINDFREAK, Desperate Housewives, The Hills

August 27

I’m currently wasting my time doing a cover of “Skulls” by The Misfits.

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boringloser:

Greendale’s Straight A’s: Affordability

SHOP AT BEST BUY
COMMUNITY PREMIERES SEPT 17TH
SWITCH TO DIRECT-TV SATELLITE DISHES
WORSHIP SATAN
KILL YOUR PARENTS
BUY YOUR NEW LAPTOP WITH WEBCAM AT BEST BUY

August 26

You know when you think of something REALLY CLEVER and then you Google it and you find out that many, many people are exactly as REALLY CLEVER as you?

For example, I just thought of this:

“I’m not gay…but I think my boyfriend is.”

I Googled it. I regretted it.

Is it worth it? Let me work it. I put my thing down, flip it, and reversi.

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SCTV: The Queen Haters - I Hate the Bloody Queen

Last SCTV clip, I promise. I wish that: A) John Candy were still alive, and B) that this band would go on tour.

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SCTV: 5 Neat Guys

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SCTV: Spray-on Socks