I’ve felt like garbage these last few days. Here’s my theory:
- I’ve been staying up until 5AM each night watching NewsRadio episodes and obsessively playing Heroes of Might and Magic 2. (Did something terrible happen to me in 1996? YOU DECIDE.)
- I’ve been riding my bike everywhere, but I haven’t been “warming up” or “cooling down” or “signaling properly” or whatever. These things are important when you live up a big old silver lake echo park hipster hill. I’m a sweaty heap at least twice daily. (I’m a regular heap the rest of the time. And occasionally an Imogen Heap.)
- My diet has consisted of ice cream, bar burgers, and canned beer*. I’m on the Eat-Like-a-Recent-Widower Diet**, but without the luxury of actual depression or bad news or whatever interesting thing there is to talk about with acquaintances.
In conclusion, I fully recommend this bachelor lifestyle I’m living.
* RIP, Canned Beer Cases
** It’s only cheat days.