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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>I make silly videos and post them on Vimeo. I write humor columns for CM-Life.
I also have a Livejournal where I post my silly videos and humor columns.
But, so far, I like my Tumblr better.</description><title>Paul Isakson: Heartthrob in Residence</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @paulytamale)</generator><link>http://paulytamale.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Just went to a party for my friends birthday. A lot of people from my high school were there. It was...</title><description>Just went to a party for my friends birthday. A lot of people from my high school were there. It was weird. Plymouth-Canton is weird. It’ll be an interesting couple of months.</description><link>http://paulytamale.tumblr.com/post/46655483</link><guid>http://paulytamale.tumblr.com/post/46655483</guid><pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 03:14:19 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>boringloser:
In my room in Michigan - these frames I’m pointing...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/HVY68nBAvcv3u3b4EcvF5etF_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://boringloser.com/post/46651228/in-my-room-in-michigan-these-frames-im-pointing"&gt;boringloser&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;In my room in Michigan - these frames I’m pointing too are all pictures of me my Mom has clustered on the walls to remember what I look like,&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;There are eerie photos of me all over my parents’ house. It’s one of my biggest motivations to leave. I creep myself out.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://paulytamale.tumblr.com/post/46655137</link><guid>http://paulytamale.tumblr.com/post/46655137</guid><pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 03:10:39 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>lrnhnsz:
Watching the fifth and final season of HBO’s The Wire...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/ukvTWKox9cumwlw66NwENshv_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://lrnhnsz.tumblr.com/post/46606804/watching-the-fifth-and-final-season-of-hbos-the"&gt;lrnhnsz&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;Watching the fifth and final season of HBO’s &lt;i&gt;The Wire&lt;/i&gt; has confirmed my long-standing hypothesis that it was the greatest television show ever made. Get familiar if you aren’t already. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Related: &lt;a href="http://www.believermag.com/issues/200708/?read=interview_simon"&gt;Nick Hornby talks to David Simon (creator of &lt;i&gt;The Wire&lt;/i&gt;) at The Believer&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I’m just now getting into this show. Season 1 disc 2, here I come!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://paulytamale.tumblr.com/post/46607568</link><guid>http://paulytamale.tumblr.com/post/46607568</guid><pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2008 18:38:20 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>A book on flogging.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/gmL6p8ay8ct601si1tOKZqEa_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;A book on flogging.</description><link>http://paulytamale.tumblr.com/post/46463055</link><guid>http://paulytamale.tumblr.com/post/46463055</guid><pubDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2008 17:49:47 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>David Byrne &amp; Brian Eno: Everything That Happens Will Happen Today</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.everythingthathappens.com/ts/"&gt;David Byrne &amp; Brian Eno: Everything That Happens Will Happen Today&lt;/a&gt;: The whole album, streaming and shit.</description><link>http://paulytamale.tumblr.com/post/46461948</link><guid>http://paulytamale.tumblr.com/post/46461948</guid><pubDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2008 17:36:55 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I check out CDs from the Library then rip them to my hard drive.</title><description>I check out CDs from the Library then rip them to my hard drive.</description><link>http://paulytamale.tumblr.com/post/46336597</link><guid>http://paulytamale.tumblr.com/post/46336597</guid><pubDate>Sun, 17 Aug 2008 19:12:59 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>delbertshoopman:


Built to Spill: Car
*This was the other band...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://paulytamale.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/46151046/sXG0jZqOGcn3zjavCB0Xu3EF&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://delbertshoopman.com/post/45961538/built-to-spill-car-this-was-the-other-band-in"&gt;delbertshoopman&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Built to Spill: Car&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;*This was the other band in 1995 outside of Weezer I was listening too… I just found out the other day that &lt;a href="http://www.boringloser.com"&gt;Dave&lt;/a&gt; (BFF, Roommate) likes them too. Thank god for cleaning my room and finding some old CD’s… This shit is good!!*&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;



This is my second most played song in iTunes!</description><link>http://paulytamale.tumblr.com/post/46151046</link><guid>http://paulytamale.tumblr.com/post/46151046</guid><pubDate>Fri, 15 Aug 2008 23:05:40 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>GOING TO CEDAR POINT TOMORROW.
“America’s roller...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/gmL6p8ay8cm9xl54OtY14Spv_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;GOING TO CEDAR POINT TOMORROW.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“America’s roller cyoast.”&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://paulytamale.tumblr.com/post/45883375</link><guid>http://paulytamale.tumblr.com/post/45883375</guid><pubDate>Wed, 13 Aug 2008 22:05:26 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>bar rules</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://kenohno.tumblr.com/post/45757562/bar-rules"&gt;kenohno&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://irrationalblog.tumblr.com/post/45370280/bar-rules"&gt;irrationalblog&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Del and I talked to today about if we ever started a bar, how we’d have rules on the front door about what’s acceptable and not acceptable at the bar, and the rules would be really detailed. A few of the good ones are below, though I could go on endlessly making these rules. No one would be allowed in the bar but me and my friends, but we’d have 20 rotating taps of microbrews and it’d be a super fun place.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;No popped collars.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;No sandals or flip flops (on guys)&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;No loud singing of “Living on a Prayer” or “Don’t Stop Believing” with a big group of your friends in the middle of the bar.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;No overly emo haircuts.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;No ordering Amstel Light (even though we will have one Amstel Light bottle on display behind the bar).&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Can I make a couple suggestions?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1. Free soda/juice/ice tea for designated drivers.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;2. Yelling “Social” is immediate grounds for dismissal.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt; Here’s a suggestion:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Anybody who yells “WOOOOOO!” must immediately thereafter explain why they yelled “WOOOOOO!” For example, “WOOOOOO! I’m an alcoholic!”&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;</description><link>http://paulytamale.tumblr.com/post/45848363</link><guid>http://paulytamale.tumblr.com/post/45848363</guid><pubDate>Wed, 13 Aug 2008 15:44:05 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>boringloser:

David Lynch’s Elephant Man - 1980
Ain’t no animal,...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/HVY68nBAvcl77o0da61JSvQA_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://boringloser.com/post/45776469/david-lynchs-elephant-man-1980-aint-no"&gt;boringloser&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;David Lynch’s &lt;i&gt;Elephant Man &lt;/i&gt;- 1980&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Ain’t no animal, haters. He’s a human being.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt; This, of course, is coming from the dude who said “You heard about the Elephant Man? Fuck that guy!”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;FLIP-FLOP A LITTLE MORE, &lt;i&gt;JOHN KERRY&lt;/i&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://paulytamale.tumblr.com/post/45847768</link><guid>http://paulytamale.tumblr.com/post/45847768</guid><pubDate>Wed, 13 Aug 2008 15:36:45 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title> Ok maybe a little</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/gmL6p8ay8ckudirfO8etGXMz_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; Ok maybe a little</description><link>http://paulytamale.tumblr.com/post/45746415</link><guid>http://paulytamale.tumblr.com/post/45746415</guid><pubDate>Tue, 12 Aug 2008 22:02:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>To Do Today</title><description>&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Put t-shirts in “T-Shirt Box”&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Chill out&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;</description><link>http://paulytamale.tumblr.com/post/45349100</link><guid>http://paulytamale.tumblr.com/post/45349100</guid><pubDate>Sat, 09 Aug 2008 17:37:47 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>If I ever meet a girl who is wearing this shirt, then I’m...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/gmL6p8ay8cg8rvv7DBhjFe3y_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;If I ever meet a girl who is wearing this shirt, then I’m going to get her into a corner and marry the shit out of her.</description><link>http://paulytamale.tumblr.com/post/45346253</link><guid>http://paulytamale.tumblr.com/post/45346253</guid><pubDate>Sat, 09 Aug 2008 16:46:24 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/gmL6p8ay8cg8psoazLkLzsYN_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://paulytamale.tumblr.com/post/45346132</link><guid>http://paulytamale.tumblr.com/post/45346132</guid><pubDate>Sat, 09 Aug 2008 16:44:47 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"Let me go change into my condom."</title><description>“Let me go change into my condom.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Cam&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://paulytamale.tumblr.com/post/45343204</link><guid>http://paulytamale.tumblr.com/post/45343204</guid><pubDate>Sat, 09 Aug 2008 15:58:39 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"The only thing better than a motorcycle; three girls."</title><description>“The only thing better than a motorcycle; three girls.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;p&gt;Chriss Angel, Professional Mindfreak&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I love the math there.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://paulytamale.tumblr.com/post/45342936</link><guid>http://paulytamale.tumblr.com/post/45342936</guid><pubDate>Sat, 09 Aug 2008 15:53:52 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>mikeaok:

paulytamale:

Now help me find a job in Detroit for a while!

I’m sure my former employers...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://mikeaok.tumblr.com/post/44740417/paulytamale-now-help-me-find-a-job-in-detroit"&gt;mikeaok&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://paulytamale.tumblr.com/post/44707446/to-do-list-for-this-week-put-everything-in"&gt;paulytamale&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Now help me find a job in Detroit for a while!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I’m sure my former employers are still looking to fill my video editor job that would pay an incredible $8 an hour…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I would totally be down for BARTENDER BY NIGHT, BARGAIN BASEMENT EDITOR BY DAY.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://paulytamale.tumblr.com/post/44963521</link><guid>http://paulytamale.tumblr.com/post/44963521</guid><pubDate>Wed, 06 Aug 2008 13:35:17 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Instant Prehistoric’s Tape Fear</title><description>&lt;object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="300" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1467990&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF"&gt;&lt;param name="quality" value="best" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="scale" value="showAll" /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1467990&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1467990&amp;server=www.vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF&amp;fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="300"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.vimeo.com/1467990"&gt;Instant Prehistoric’s Tape Fear&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://paulytamale.tumblr.com/post/44740623</link><guid>http://paulytamale.tumblr.com/post/44740623</guid><pubDate>Mon, 04 Aug 2008 22:21:35 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I’m working on a silly video called “Bonis Points” right now.</title><description>I’m working on a silly video called “Bonis Points” right now.</description><link>http://paulytamale.tumblr.com/post/44723882</link><guid>http://paulytamale.tumblr.com/post/44723882</guid><pubDate>Mon, 04 Aug 2008 19:06:21 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>To do list for this week:

Put everything in boxes.
Make house presentable to potential...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;To do list for this week:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Put everything in boxes.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Make house presentable to potential homebuyers.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Loaf.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Pile all of my Final Cut Pro work on my hard drive (so I can use it on my computer).&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Buy a The Bird shirt. (Note: in my three years here, I’ve been to The Bird about 70 times and bought, altogether, about $8 worth of drinks. I feel the shirt will compensate for this somehow.)&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Form a band (called Gag Reflex, I hope), then play a farewell show on Saturday.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Say goodbye to whoever’s left.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Life is pretty sweet!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Now help me find a job in Detroit for a while!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://paulytamale.tumblr.com/post/44707446</link><guid>http://paulytamale.tumblr.com/post/44707446</guid><pubDate>Mon, 04 Aug 2008 16:00:51 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
